What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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