What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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