What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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