What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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