What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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