What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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