What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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