What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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