What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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