What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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