What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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