What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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