What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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