What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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