What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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