What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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