What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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