What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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