What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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