What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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