What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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