What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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