What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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