What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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