What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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