What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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