What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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