What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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