What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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