What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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