What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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