What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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