What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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