What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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