What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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