What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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