What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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