What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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