What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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