What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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