What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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