What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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