What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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