What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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