What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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