What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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