What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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