What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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