What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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