What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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