What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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