What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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