What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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