What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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