What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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