What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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