What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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