What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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