What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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