What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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