What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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