What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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