What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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I've got my ion you.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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In a snow bank!


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A froghorn.


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A milk truck.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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A sunburnt penguin


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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