What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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