What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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