What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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