What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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