What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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