What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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