What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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