What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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