What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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