What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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