What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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