What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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