What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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