What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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