What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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