What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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