What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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