What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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