What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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