What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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