What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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