What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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