What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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