What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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