What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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