What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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