What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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