What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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