What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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