What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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