What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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