What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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