What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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