What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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