What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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