What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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