What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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