What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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