What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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