What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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