What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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