What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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