What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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