What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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