What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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