What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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