What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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