What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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