What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds


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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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To see the moosicals


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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I've lost three days already.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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To see how long he slept.


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