What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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