What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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