What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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