What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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