What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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