What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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