What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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