What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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