What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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