What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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