What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025