What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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