What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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