What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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