What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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