What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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