What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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