What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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