What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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