What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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