What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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