What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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