What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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