What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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