What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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