What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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