What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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