What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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