What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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