What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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