What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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