What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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