What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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