What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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