What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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