What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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