What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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