What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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