What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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