What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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