What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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