What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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