What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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