What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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