What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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