What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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