What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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