What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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A centipede on its back!


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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custardy battle.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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None. It turned itself in.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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