What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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