What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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