What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

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Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Call a chairman.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fingernails.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


GOOD		CRAP

or