What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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