What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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