What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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