What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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