What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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