What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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