What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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