What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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