What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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