What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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