What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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