What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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