What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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