What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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