What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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