What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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