What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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