What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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