What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!


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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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A river.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A can of people.


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It gave a little wine


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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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