What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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