What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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