What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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