What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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