What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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