What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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