What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!


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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Hiss-story


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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The Presidential Seal.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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