What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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