What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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