What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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