What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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