What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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