What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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