What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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