What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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