What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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