What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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