What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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