What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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