What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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