What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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