What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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