What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!


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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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A lawn moo-er.


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It's Hans free.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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