What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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