What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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