What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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