What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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