What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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