What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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