What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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