What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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