What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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