What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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