What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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