What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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