What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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