What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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