What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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