What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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