What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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