What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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