What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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