What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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