What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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