What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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