What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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