What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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