What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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