What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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