What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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