What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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