What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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