What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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