What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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