What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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