What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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