What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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