What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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