What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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