What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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