What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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