What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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