What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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