What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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