What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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