What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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