What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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