What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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