What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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