What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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