What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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