What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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