What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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