What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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