What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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