What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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