What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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