What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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