What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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