What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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