What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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