What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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