What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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