What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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