What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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