What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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