What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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