What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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