What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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