What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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