What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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