What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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