What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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