What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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