What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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