What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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