What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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