What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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