What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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