What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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