What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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