What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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