What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025