What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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