What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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