What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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