What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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