What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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