What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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