What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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