What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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