What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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