What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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