What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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