What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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