What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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