What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025