What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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