What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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