What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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