What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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