What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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