What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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