What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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