What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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