What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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