What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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