What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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