What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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