What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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