What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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