What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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