what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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