what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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