what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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