what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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