what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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