what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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