what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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