what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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