What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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