What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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