What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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