What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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