What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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