What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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