What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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