What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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