What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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