What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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