What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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