What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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