What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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