What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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