What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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