What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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