What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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