What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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