What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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