What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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