What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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