What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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