What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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