What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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