What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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