What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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