What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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