What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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