What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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