What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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