What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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