What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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