What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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