What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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