What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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