What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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