What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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