What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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