What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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