What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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