What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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