What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fingernails.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hey, bud!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or