What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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