What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


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A screwdriver.


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I am feeling pale today.


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He didn't have any guts!


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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We make perfect cents.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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The police had to comb the area.


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