What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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