What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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