What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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