What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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