What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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