What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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