What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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