What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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