What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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