What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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