What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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