What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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