What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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