What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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