What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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