What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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