What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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