What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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