What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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