What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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