What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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