What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Because his feet stink


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Feyonce


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A New Jersey.


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A trombone.


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To get brighter!


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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