What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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