What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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