What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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