What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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