What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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