What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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