What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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