What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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