What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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