What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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