What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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