What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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