What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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