What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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