What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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