What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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