What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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