What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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