What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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