What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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