What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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