What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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