What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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